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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The reviews are in and critics are very unimpressed with the new shark movie “The Meg”. The storyline revolves around a deep-sea submersible–part of an international undersea observation program–has been attacked by a massive 75-foot-long shark known as the Megalodon previously thought to be extinct. Warner Bros. Pictures who is distributing the film, are now saying they should’ve went with the original idea, which was about a school of gigantic sharks that were regularly attacking ocean liners, with the title “Fish and Ships”.

• August 10, 2018


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