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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Uber announces that they will now be competing with ambulance companies, in regards to transporting people to hospitals. CEO Dara Khosrowshahi further elaborated on the new service by stating, “Not all of our drivers will be providing this for our customers. Only the ones that goes through our extensive training on how to remove blood from car seats.”

• August 27, 2018


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