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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Lanny Davis, the high-powered attorney of President Trump’s longtime “fixer”-turned-foe Michael Cohen, admitted he was an anonymous source for a bombshell CNN story on the infamous 2016 Trump Tower meeting — after The Washington Post outed him as a source for its own story. Davis told BuzzFeed News he regretted being the anonymous source as well as his subsequent denial. The CNN story, which cited multiple “sources,” claimed Cohen said President Trump knew in advance about the Trump Tower sit-down. “Yes, I lied,” explained Davis. “And so has my client, and we’ll do it again if the situation calls for it. However, the story was on CNN, and Michael Cohen and I are now wondering why people are all of a sudden believing something that has come from that moronic network. Is Donald Trump behind this? I smell a conspiracy.”

CNNDonald Trump

• August 28, 2018


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