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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is now blaming President Trump for insufficient polling data used to determine the different views across the nation. “This fool has caused so many people to get jobs, that we can’t get the average voter’s opinion on what they think of his handling of the economy, because they’re at work and unable to take calls from pollsters. This further shows how he is destroying this country! Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• August 29, 2018


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