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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My wife and I have a disagreement about when a person should be allowed to get up from…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I went to a nearby park, being black, I think I might have been a victim of racism. I…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Years ago, I bought a beautiful little cottage in the North Carolina mountains as a second home. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I thought I lived in a safe crime free neighborhood. Apparently I was wrong. While doing my morning walk, I…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Predatory funeral homes have been accused of cashing in on Chicago’s relentless crime wave…

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BREAKING NEWS – London, England – Officers from the London Fire Brigade were called to the scene to save Jessie,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Congressional candidate Elvira Salazar responds to House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s pitch that voters…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The city council of San Francisco is now encouraging parents of newborn babies,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congress has now earmarked funds for a new federal agency, that has been created…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile – All 34 of Chile’s Catholic bishops have submitted their written resignations to the Vatican…

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Virgo  ~  August 23 – September 22 Symbol: Virgin maiden Element: Earth Sign Ruler: Mercury Lucky Color: Gray Lucky Number:…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Delaware State University has announced that it is banning snowball fights, water guns, and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – CNN’s April Ryan said White House press secretary Sarah Sanders should pay for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Savannah, Georgia – Childhood sweethearts Shelly Marquez and Kyle Burnett were set to tie the knot at…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The last known Nazi collaborator living in the United States —…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While speaking to a large crowd at the National Action Network,…

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