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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Greenfield, New Hampshire – At the Hillsborough County Democrats’ fund-raiser, adult movie star Stormy Daniels’ attorney Michael…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A newspaper has just been established called the “Bipolar Daily”. All of the journalists…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts has one-upped socialist Bernie Sanders: She proposes to nationalize…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – The city by the bay has now passed a law, making it a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My mother is my best friend, but I can’t stop yelling at her for invading my privacy. I…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Men should learn to read a woman by her subtle actions. When on a date, I can tell by a…

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The Sinners Prayer (by John Barnett) Dear God, I know that I am a sinner and there is nothing that…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m dating my grammar school and high school sweetheart, “Gary.” We’ve known each other since I was 6….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have personally seen how difficult and dangerous it can be for a cop in their daily life. One of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – A Michigan state Democrat apologized after calling her democratic opponent and the rival’s campaign…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco’s decrepit, feces-ridden sidewalks are the residents’ No. 1 complaint — so…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now saying that she never called Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The transcripts of General John Kelly firing Omarosa Manigault has finally been become public….

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BREAKING NEWS – Barcelona, Spain – Barcelonians are reportedly at their wit’s end with the wild antics of rowdy tourists,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – NBA legend Kobe Bryant’s investment in upstart sports drink brand BodyArmor spiked in…

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