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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – South, Burlington, Vermont – The duo behind Ben & Jerry’s ice cream is hoping to “take back…

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BREAKING NEWS – Crystal River, Florida – Florida middle school teacher Dayanna Volitich submitted her resignation after it was found…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – U.S. Rep. Beto O’Rourke, the Texas Democrat vying to replace U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz,…

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REYNISDRANGER, ICELAND  (7 of 11)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Our sister, “Dolly,” is a control freak. She has been like this her whole life. Her husband died…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin called me today. It was a bad connection, but it sounded like he was saying his twelve year…

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Libra  ~  September 23 – October 23 Symbol: Scales Element: Air Sign Ruler: Venus Lucky Color: Brown Lucky Number: 3

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My aunt and uncle from another state still send me a birthday check every year for my birthday,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I remember a long time ago when I was driving through a small town in the Midwest, I witnessed something…

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REYNISDRANGER, ICELAND  (6 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters expresses how unimpressed she is with President Trump’s foreign and domestic…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – New Jersey Democratic Sen. Cory Booker is facing accusations of hypocrisy over his calls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Christine Blasey Ford, the California professor accusing Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual…

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REYNISDRANGER, ICELAND  (5 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – Bend, Oregon – An American Working Families Party candidate quit an Oregon state legislative race amid false…

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BREAKING NEWS – Guthrie, Oklahoma – An angry Domino’s Pizza customer was arrested and charged with assault and battery after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – California Gov. Jerry Brown ramped up his criticism of President Trump saying that “something’s…

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REYNISDRANGER, ICELAND  (4 of 11)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton predicted that President Trump will “wholesale fire people” following…

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BREAKING NEWS – Harrisburg, Pennsylvania – One week before her spouse is scheduled to be sentenced as a convicted sexual…

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