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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is hiring a batch of unpaid interns for the fall to work in her New York City office. Applications are currently being accepted on a rolling basis and will “run from September to mid-December.” The internship requires “a minimum of three days per week,” and undergrads “of all majors are encouraged to apply.” While the amount of hours per day aren’t specified, the “internship is unpaid.” The former presidential candidate emphatically stated that it is not true the interns will be working for free. “I am paying all of them,” Clinton explained. “But they have to sign a contract, affirming that they are obligated to donate 100% of their salaries to the Clinton Foundation.”

Hillary Clinton

• September 5, 2018


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