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BREAKING NEWS – Irvine, California – Surprised scientists have identified the seagrass-munching bonnethead as the first omnivorous shark species. The shark, the smallest member of the hammerhead family, was studied by experts from the University of California Irvine and Florida International University. “We were absolutely surprised to find that the bonnethead sharks were taking an omnivorous digestive strategy,” Samantha Leigh, a doctoral candidate at the University of California, Irvine and the study’s lead author. “We were more surprised that even though most sharks are attracted to blood, this species of shark is attracted to salad dressing.”

• September 6, 2018


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