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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A video on Twitter shows New York congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez organizing kids in Queens to help rally against the president. The video shows the group of young boys cheering after the Democratic socialist tells them she is “going to be fighting Trump.” She then asked them to sell everything in their backpacks, and donate the money to her office as a campaign contribution. At first the children said nothing, looking surprised. And then one of them said, “Why are you constantly saying such stupid things on CNN? My mom and dad thinks you’re an idiot.”

Alexandria Ocasio-CortezCNNDonald Trump

• September 6, 2018


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