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BREAKING NEWS – Charleston, West Virginia – Meteorologist Chelsea Ambriz who works at a West Virginia television station was accused of shoving a news anchor Erica Bivens and fracturing her skull. The co-workers got into the brawl at a bar after Bivens thought Ambriz was hitting on her husband, FTVLive reported, citing a police report. She confronted Ambriz, who became angry and allegedly shoved Bivens. After her arrest, Ambriz made a forecast in regards to the health of Bivens, which was, “dizziness, followed by scattered concussions, caused by someone getting the hail knocked out of them.”

• September 6, 2018


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