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BREAKING NEWS – Kansas City, Kansas – In a recent ad, Kansas Democrat Sharice Davids, a candidate for a U.S. House seat, looks into the camera and declares: “I don’t support abolishing ICE.” Trouble is, just a few weeks ago, when asked if she supported abolishing ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement), her answer was the complete opposite. “I do. I would, I would,” she said in a July 21 podcast. Davids later stated that she never said she was running for the House, but she was running for the Senate. When her supporters seemed confused on what office she was seeking, she announced at a town hall meeting that she was tossing in her hat for the Kansas City mayoral race, and she was also requesting donations for her 2020 presidential campaign.

• 09/07/2018


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