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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton is now saying that the reason why she didn’t spend a lot of time in the Midwest/Rustbelt during her 2016 campaign, is because she got tired of listening to them complaining about “this and that”, and “their whining drove me crazy”. She went on to say, “If I could do it all over again, while flying over those pathetic states, I would’ve dropped some leaflets promoting my agenda. And if the polls didn’t drastically change in my favor within a week or so, I would’ve flown over the Midwest a second time, dropping hand grenades.”

Hillary Clinton

• 09/12/2018


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