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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The wife of CNN political commentator Van Jones has reportedly filed for divorce. According to court documents obtained by TMZ, Jana Carter, who is an attorney and the niece of former president Jimmy Carter, filed for divorce in Los Angeles County Court. In the court documents, Jana explains why she wants to terminate their 13 year marriage. “Anytime something went wrong during his day, he would angrily point the finger at Donald Trump or white people, whether it was something political or the engine light came on in his car. And he’s a compulsive liar too, because whenever I would ask him about this or that, he would always say he’ll be as honest to me, as he is with the gullible viewers of CNN.”

CNNDonald TrumpVan Jones

• 09/14/2018


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