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BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – Bill Cosby is seen laughing outside the courtroom during a break, after finding out instead of facing 30 years in prison, the maximum he’ll be serving will be 10 years. While snickering, he was overheard telling one of his attorneys, “If there are any female guards there, prison bars alone won’t stop me from aggressively fulfilling my sexual desires. So I’m not concerned about the judge ‘pudding’ me in Jail-O.”

Bill Cosby

• September 25, 2018


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