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BREAKING NEWS – Norristown, Pennsylvania – After getting sentenced to 3-10 years, Bill Cosby files a $100 million lawsuit against the artist that drew him in court. “He made me look guilty,” the famous comedian said as he was lead away in handcuffs. “He made me look like a ruthless cartoon character on the level of Snidely Whiplash. All 60 plus women that accused me of rape, got together and made all this up!” According to his spokesman, he also plans to file lawsuits against all three sets of attorneys that he hired and fired, citing they never believed in his innocence, or laughed at the jokes he made about how fulfilling it was to be a predator.

Bill Cosby

• 09/26/2018


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