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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton has listed a slew of policies that Democrats should embrace to stop President Trump as well as shore up the electoral system. One of her ideas is mandatory paper ballots to backup electronic voting machines. “If I had the power, back in 2016 I would have given voters the option of phoning in their votes. They would simply call in to a voting location, and the caller would tell the person who they were voting, and the person would simply write down the name they were told. And to make sure it was accurate and fair, I personally would’ve hired and screened everyone at the call center, to ensure that they were honest, trustworthy, and had neat penmanship.”

Donald TrumpHillary Clinton

• September 28, 2018


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