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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I had a really strange dream last. I dreamed I lived on Mars, and the Martians looked exactly like humans on earth, except their arms were on the top of their heads. Anyway, I got into several fights with them, and no matter what I did, they always had the upper hand. What theā€¦

Life through Blake's eyes

• 09/08/2018


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