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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

A non-Christian friend of mine asked me if there will be any insects in heaven? After thinking about it, I told him that praying mantises will probably get in. And then I explained that angry insects might not make it to heaven, that’s why in the fifth chapter of Matthew, Jesus spoke about the attitude of the bees.

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• September 9, 2018


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