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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My cousin called me today. It was a bad connection, but it sounded like he was saying his twelve year old son was strung out on trucks. When I was his age, I liked model planes and cars, but I never put together a truck. I also noticed in the background that his son was shouting “I need a fix!” I guess he broke one of them while he was putting it together. I used to hate it when that happened.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 09/23/2018


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