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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – At Aretha Franklin’s funeral, Al Sharpton decided to address his recent misspelling of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Venice, Italy – Italian director Luciano Silighini Garagnani turned heads with his red-carpet wardrobe — a t-shirt…

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BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Senator Bernie Sanders hints again that he may run for president, by announcing a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a neighbor, “Mrs. Smith,” whom I see often in another neighbor’s yard, “the Joneses,” when they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My son often calls me a wimp because he said I am scared to stand-up to my ex-wife. He felt…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m 32 and have been dating my boyfriend, for five years. However, when we visit his family who…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

For years, early every morning I would walk for about 40 minutes which totaled around 2.5 miles. But this morning…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in September. Birthstone: Sapphire Zodiac signs: Virgo and Libra

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