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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Al Sharpton said President Trump’s Young Black Leadership Summit was “shameful,”…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Don Lemon said on his show to conservative commentator…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump is seeking more than $300,000 in attorney fees after a federal…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – At the Lead On Watermark Silicon Valley Conference for Women, Hillary Clinton joked…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Meyers, Florida – Authorities say an airline pilot was arrested at a Florida airport after a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Jefferson City, Missouri – Vulnerable incumbent Missouri Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill dropped the names of two high-profile…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Adding fuel to the speculation that he is considering a presidential run in 2020…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tallahassee, Florida – Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi said it was “disgraceful” for Rep. Maxine Waters to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – Brazil’s Supreme Electoral Tribunal declared Sunday that far-right congressman Jair Bolsonaro, a…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, Every year around Halloween, my six year old son has serious trouble with all of the monsters and…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a friend of mine that’s a compulsive gambler. He will wager his money on anything and everything. Due…

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As a Christian, when choosing a spouse never exclusively focus on what you consider “God’s green light”, while simultaneously ignoring…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My parents — both in their early 90s — have lived with me for three years because they…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wonder why so many locations all over the globe have misleading names. Such as, at Easter Island, there are…

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Song of the Witches: “Double, double toil and trouble” BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE  (from Macbeth) Double, double toil and trouble; Fire…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google CEO Sundar Pichai sent an email to company employees admitting his company…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kansas City, Missouri – Looking to avoid having swing voters lump her in with her party’s fringe…

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