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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA wants new U.S. Supreme Court Brett Kavanaugh who’s pro-life, to support “pro-life eating”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Potter, Nebraska – A Nebraska superintendent is apologizing for “anxiety and any harm” caused after a school…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – According to Nielsen, the premiere of “The Alec Baldwin Show” tanked…

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OCTOBER RAIN DROPS

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BREAKING NEWS – Fall River, Massachusetts – An embattled Democratic mayor from Massachusetts, who was arrested last week on suspicion…

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – The IHOP announced a Phoenix, Ariz., location will be the first of its 1,600…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Louis Farrakhan, the Nation of Islam leader who in a recent tweet said he…

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TAKING A BABY FOR A STROLL

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rumors are swirling that Hillary Clinton will seek the White House again in 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cologny/Geneva, Switzerland – The U.S. is back on top as the most competitive country in the world,…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – A Minnesota appeals court ruled against Rep. Keith Ellison and his ex-wife’s attempt…

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A MISTY TRAIL

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren took the rare step of sharing DNA test results examining…

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BREAKING NEWS – St. Paul, Minnesota – Embattled Democrat Rep. Keith Ellison’s lead in the Minnesota Attorney General election appears…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – A federal judge in Los Angeles threw out adult-film actress Stormy Daniel’s defamation…

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SEASON NUMBER THREE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton says that her husband was right not to resign…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is calling for the elimination of the electoral college….

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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – U.S. Democratic Senate hopeful Kyrsten Sinema said “I don’t care” if people go and…

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HORSEBACK RIDING IN AUTUMN

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