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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton, has now created a 501 non-profit organization that arranges experiences for little girls who have been diagnosed with a critical illness. To qualify, the girls have to desire to be the type of woman that the former Secretary of State has always been. The newly created organization is called the “Make A Witch Foundation”.

Hillary Clinton

• October 1, 2018


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