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BREAKING NEWS – Lexington, Virginia – A small town in Virginia is trying to recover its image after The Red Hen restaurant famously refused to serve President Donald Trump’s spokeswoman, Sarah Huckabee Sanders. The Roanoke Times reported Sunday that a regional tourism board is pulling together emergency funds to boost its digital marketing campaign. Normally that money is saved. But officials agreed the region is in desperate need of positive coverage. Mayor Frank Friedman said he is considering suing Congresswoman Maxine Waters, alleging that her behavior inspired the employees at the Red Hen restaurant to mistreat Sanders. A representative for Waters said in a written letter to Friedman, “Congresswoman Waters is not responsible for the actions of an individual or a group of people, that are dumb enough to listen to her insane rants. She also wants ‘45’ impeached.”

Donald TrumpMaxine WatersSarah Sanders

• 10/02/2018


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