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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Sen. Cory Booker, amid the ongoing FBI probe into sexual assault allegations against Brett Kavanaugh, suggested the Senate needs to “move on” to another Supreme Court nominee whether Kavanaugh is innocent or guilty. He said his “credibility” has already been challenged and his “temperament” revealed. “It doesn’t matter whether he did it or not,” explained Booker. “This man has costed tax payers millions of dollars. So even if he did not sexually assault anyone, the price tag of these hearings clearly displays that Kavanaugh is fiscally irresponsible. And if he was a real patriot, he would’ve withdrew his name based on an allegation by us democrats. But instead, he chose to drag it out, selfishly professing his innocence, while hard working taxpayers have to foot the bill.”

Brett KavanaughCory BookerFBI

• October 4, 2018


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