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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a shockingly candid comment, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg stated that if Brett Kananuagh is confirmed, and he did sexually harass someone, she’s usually free on weekends to “socialize”. Kavanaugh responded by saying that if he is confirmed, he plans to double bolt his door from the inside while at work, whenever he hears “that old bat lurking in the halls on her pimped-out scooter”.

Brett KavanaughRuth Bader Ginsburg

• 10/04/2018


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