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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FAA states that they are very frustrated with trying to appease NOW (National Organization of Women). “We recently changed our rules to accommodate them, and they still criticize us,” said Daniel Elwell. “I personally made the modification, just so women in their organization have clearance until October 31st, to take off and land at any U.S. airports, that are flying around on their brooms.”

FAANational Organization of WomenNOW

• 10/05/2018


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