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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Kathy Griffin had some sharp words for Michael Moore, after “Fahrenheit 11/9” filmmaker implored the left to “Stop hoping & start acting!” And after that, it really got heated. In a tweet, Moore made an apparent reference to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, who became the subject of an FBI investigation due to a sexual misconduct accusation leveled against him by Christine Blasey Ford.

@MichaelMoore
“Five days ago Dems & ‘liberals’ did the same old thing, claiming some empty ‘victory’ when Flake feigned shame, and then foolishly placing their hopes in the FBI – THE FBI! – doing an ‘investigation,’” Moore wrote. “When is our side going to wake up and start FIGHTING? Stop hoping & start acting!” he added.

@kathygriffin
Michael…WE LOST What more could we have done? We don’t have the Senate or the Presidency. What more can we do for god sakes? We should focus on the midterms but stop criticizing without a real world solution. And frankly what were you doing?

@MichaelMoore
“Who are you to question me, you unfunny ghoulish looking zombie! Maybe you ought to stay out of politics, and try to sell out a venue to your few fans (with most of them being your past plastic surgeons) that enjoys your recycled jokes!!!!!!!

@kathygriffin
Where do you get off attacking me, you Jabba the Hut understudy!?!? Why don’t you sell out a theater to people that want to see your latest idiotic sleep inducing documentary? And why is it you refuse to have a public rally that’s more than one block away from a Pizza Hut or KFC?”

Brett KavanaughChristine Blasey FordKathy GriffinMichael Moore

• 10/10/2018


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