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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ latest complaint against wind turbines, which are used to convert the wind’s kinetic energy into electrical energy, has scientists and astronomers scratching their heads. “I personally believe that these things are going to destroy this planet,” she stated at a rally. “Those large airplane propellers are slowly pushing the earth farther away from the sun, and we will gradually get colder until everyone on this planet freezes to death. This explains why in the past 30 days in every state in America, the temperature has began to drop. And what is that lunatic in the White House doing about this? Nothing! He is probably demanding that the propellers turn faster to move the earth farther away from the sun quicker, so he can open up some coat stores bearing his name. That greedy man is insane! Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• October 10, 2018


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