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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who owns a vegetable market, discovered he had a very strange looking vegetable. It looked so strange, that crowds of people gathered in front of it and stared at it for hours. That’s when he had an idea. He took the vegetable with him from city to city, and people were willing to pay to see it. But that all ended after someone publicly said some malicious and mean spirited things about him, which caused him to cancel all of his upcoming events. He then got a lawyer, and is now suing the person for defamation of carrot tour.

Life through Blake's eyes

• October 13, 2018


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