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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was playing tennis on a court with a friend of mine, when to my surprise, a former world champion walked on the court directly toward me. To say the least, I was shocked. But what struck me as odd, is she was carrying one shoe as she approached. When she finally stood just a couple of feet away, she asked me if I had misplaced the footwear. And I said to her, “Billy Jean, it’s not my loafer.”

Life through Blake's eyes

• October 6, 2018


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