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A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I wonder why so many locations all over the globe have misleading names. Such as, at Easter Island, there are no bunnies or colorful eggs. In Erie, Pennsylvania only a few people there look and act really creepy. There are mostly old sweatshirts in New Jersey. And in Turkey, November comes and goes, and those idiots don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. What a waste.

Life through Blake's eyes

• October 27, 2018


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