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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google CEO Sundar Pichai said that employees who plan to walk out of the company in protest — following accusations leadership covered up claims of sexual harassment, do it at their own peril. He stated at a press conference, “I don’t think there is a major problem of sexual harassment here at Google. However, if they walk out, all of the men and all the unattractive women are at risk of getting fired.”

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• November 2, 2018


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