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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – On “Cuomo Prime Time”, Chris Cuomo challenged CNN’s anchor Don Lemon’s statement that the biggest terror threat facing the US is white men. “Well if that’s true,” began Cuomo, “what about your boyfriend because he’s white.” Lemon froze for a second and stared at Cuomo with menacing eyes before responding. “I was referring to straight white men that are dangerous. Gay white men are not violent. They are peaceful, compassionate, and dainty, so shut up!”

CNNDon Lemon

• 11/02/2018


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