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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has just announced that they believe the game “Uno” is anti-Hispanic, because they believe the name indirectly implies that President Trump only wants one Hispanic to enter this country per year after a rigorous screening. The civil rights organization also stated that the game “Battleship” promotes war, “Monopoly” promotes greed, and checkers promote violent assaults because opposing players are constantly getting “jumped”.

ACLUDonald Trump

• November 5, 2018


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