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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Transportation Safety Board has announced that it will soon be illegal for someone to overtake a deer that’s running alongside the road with the flow of traffic. The NTSB further explained that even if passengers in a vehicle want to go faster, the driver is still not allowed to pass the buck.

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• November 5, 2018


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