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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – On CBS News’ 60 Minutes, California Governor Jerry Brown went biblical. He told Bill Whitaker, “I don’t think President Trump has a fear of the Lord, the fear of the wrath of God, which leads one to more humility. And this is such a reckless disregard for the truth and for the existential consequences that can be unleashed.” He further added, “We in this state, believe in God, that’s why there are so many churches from San Diego, all the way up to Sodom and… uh, I mean San Francisco.”

60 MinutesCBSDonald TrumpJerry Brown

• November 5, 2018


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