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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Stacey Abrams, the Democratic candidate to be Georgia’s governor, tried to defend her $200,000 tax, credit card, and student loan debt by blaming race and gender discrimination for her financial woes, while downplaying the impact of her personal and financial choices. “I am being singled out because I am a woman,” she explained during her last debate. “Al Sharpton owes millions in taxes and no one is criticizing his worthless butt. Besides, I want to be treated as a lady, which means I shouldn’t be mandated to pay any man, local or federal government, a single penny due to my gender. That’s the problem with this racist, sexist nation, there’s no chivalry.”

Al SharptonStacey Abrams

• November 6, 2018


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