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BREAKING NEWS – Antioquia, Colombia – A 28-year-old former nun, Yudy Pineda Vásquez has opened up on how she became a porn star after 8-years of living in the convent. Despite her erotic profession, Pineda who is a single mother of two, has not distanced herself from her religion. She still attends church activities including prayer groups, vigils and Sunday masses. Pope Francis I made a comment about Vásquez and stated, “Even though this is another embarrassment for our church, unlike the priests, at least she is having sex exclusively with adults.”

Pope Francis I

• November 6, 2018


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