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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is calling democrats on Wall Street “spineless wimps” for refusing to meet with her to devise a plan to cause a stock crash similar to the one in 1929, which she believes would insure that President Trump does not get re-elected. “Those millionaires and billionaires have no loyalty to their party,” she angrily stated. “We need another great depression that will get nationwide unemployment at 25%, if not higher. We need to have banks throw people out of their homes, and families starving to death in the streets. And when that happens, no one in their right mind will vote for that idiot in the White House. Democrats on Wall Street, work with me! Impeach 45!”

Donald TrumpMaxine Waters

• November 6, 2018


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