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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – A Nevada brothel owner who died last month, won a heavily GOP state legislative district. Dennis Hof defeated Democratic educator Lesia Romanov in the race for Nevada’s 36th Assembly District. County officials will appoint a Republican to take his place in the seat. Hof owned a handful of brothels in Nevada, the only state that allows them to legally operate. According to Romanov’s campaign manager, she is devastated over the fact that people preferred to have a dead pimp looking out for their interests rather than her.

• November 7, 2018


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