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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Democratic candidate Stacey Abrams is not conceding the Georgia governor’s race to Republican candidate Brian Kemp, arguing that the high stakes contest is too close to call with the possibility of a runoff next month. Kemp is currently ahead of Abrams by nearly 68,000 votes with 99% of precincts reporting. But he only has 50.4% of the vote. If neither candidate receives 50%, there will be a runoff in early December. An unnamed staff member of Abrams  told a reporter, “She knows she didn’t win, and she plans to concede to Kemp after Hillary Clinton is finished compiling a list of excuses Stacey can use on why she lost.”

Hillary ClintonStacey Abrams

• November 8, 2018


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