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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – While in the U.S. Supreme Court building, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell and fractured three ribs, resulting in the 85-year-old liberal justice being admitted to a hospital. “She went home, but after experiencing discomfort overnight, she went to George Washington University Hospital,” the court said in a statement. “Tests showed that she fractured three ribs on her left side and she was admitted for observation and treatment. After it was determined what caused her to slip and fall, the FBI is trying to figure out who left a note for the custodian the night before, to put two additional coats of wax on the floor in front of Ginsburg’s office.

FBIRuth Bader Ginsburg

• November 9, 2018


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