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BREAKING NEWS – Strasbourg, France – While addressing the European Parliament, German Chancellor Angela Merkel stated, “We have to work on the vision of one day creating a real European army.” The comment was prompted by President Trump when he said members of NATO should start paying their fair share instead of the U.S. subsidizing Europe. Merkel then angrily added, “And if Great Britain doesn’t back me up, I’ll get nostalgic and order our military to bomb London, and then I’ll try to persuade Japan to attack Pearl Harbor!”

Angela MerkelDonald Trump

• November 14, 2018


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