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Life through Blake’s eyes…

According to the bible in 1 Corinthians 15:52, the rapture will happen instantaneously as it states, “In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.” This shows that Christians should already have their lives in order, because they won’t have time to tie up any “loose sins”.

Christian HumorLife through Blake's eyes

• November 4, 2018


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