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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California  – “Holmes & Watson” is being called the worst movie of the year. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Congressman Luis Gutierrez states that illegal immigrants should be allowed to carry unregistered firearms,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to curb the fights between passengers on flights, the FAA will…

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2018 IS WINDING DOWN   (MIDNIGHT TONIGHT)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am a morning person, and my newly retired husband is the opposite. At night in our bedroom,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This Christmas, I bought myself some very high powered binoculars, so I can monitor daily what my nosy neighbors across…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR   (2 DAYS TO GO)

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My son moved back home after college two years ago. He hasn’t been able to find work in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have a Christian friend that called me Christmas evening after she had a party, and was really depressed. After…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR   (3 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Hutchins, Texas – Two FedEx employees are accused of having stolen nearly $50,000 worth of shipped tech…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Donald Trump made his first visit to a war zone,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile – A woman with a “hand” painted across her mouth, is protesting a new law…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR   (4 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A nurse at Northwestern Memorial Hospital attempts to revive a teddy bear that an…

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BREAKING NEWS – Matadi, Democratic Republic of the Congo – Government officials releases disturbing statistics which revealed the number one…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Dr. Levi Harrison, a San Francisco-based physician, is warning people about selfie wrist…

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COUNTDOWN TO A NEW YEAR   (5 DAYS TO GO)

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – U.S. Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y. wished her Twitter followers a Merry…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jay-Z isn’t the only person upset with Travis Scott for agreeing…

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