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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – The friction between Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and Santa Claus continues to heat up, after a video was made public from Christmas Eve in 2017. Claus is seen forcing a gift down a chimney which ended getting damaged. He responded by saying that he has repeatedly warned people to only request gifts that will easily fit down a chimney, and that can resist the flames from a fireplace. Bezos referred to him as “a bitter old man with a frozen brain, who often cheats on his wife having multiple affairs with elves and Eskimos”. Claus is now threatening this Christmas Eve, to have all eight reindeer relieve themselves at the entrance of every Amazon distribution center in America.

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• December 24, 2018


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