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BREAKING NEWS – Matadi, Democratic Republic of the Congo – Government officials releases disturbing statistics which revealed the number one cause for broken bones in their country, are people falling off of the top of vehicle while loading them with a variety of items. They also said the number one cause for fatalities in their nation, are drivers getting crushed to death when car roofs collapse due to excessive weight.

• December 27, 2018


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