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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – A nurse at Northwestern Memorial Hospital attempts to revive a teddy bear that an unnamed boy was given for Christmas, by giving it oxygen. She said the teddy bear had been strangled by the child out of anger, because he wanted a race car set.

• December 27, 2018


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