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BREAKING NEWS – Santiago, Chile – A woman with a “hand” painted across her mouth, is protesting a new law which only allows women to speak 500 words per day, after a government study concluded that women talk too much. On the same day the law was passed, one woman at a press conference spoke for 7 hours nonstop, criticizing Chile’s male politicians and officials, calling the government’s study “baseless and without merit”.

• December 28, 2018


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